Kurayami's Revenge: Chapter 4

Later that day, Derpy was hugging Doctor Hoof because she was so glad to be home and hugging her love interest. Doc sighed and walked away with Derpy still clinging onto his back with little hearts appearing above her head. The Great Mighty Eric, meanwhile, was going through a huge crowd of Ponies and non-Ponies, searching for someone in need of actual help. He then spotted Blues, looking a little down and trying to ask Big Macintosh for help.

"Mr. Blue Pony", asked Eric, flying over to Blues, "Whot botheers you?"

"There's this girl", said Blues, acting a bit shy, "She's the same race as me, Earth Pony, and she's got a thing for music like I do"

"Ees she one you would also call preety?", asked Eric with a smile.

"She's beautiful", admitted Blues, "Her name's Octavia. She comes from Canterlot and plays the chello"

"Ya'll do seem lahke the perfect couple if you do get her", said Big Mac.

"Eef you want her", said Eric, flapping his large, membranous wings to get him up in the air and then perching on Big Mac's back (much to Big Mac's annoyance from Eric's weight nearly crushing him) to seem like a high truth, "You most do whot I do, da!"

"You know", said Blues, begining to have doubt on what this strange Equine with Pterosaur-like wings, "Up close, you're still an idiot, Pony or not"

"Try eet", Eric chuckled, jumping off Big Mac's back, "You con sing a popular love song thot ees well-known back in my homeland"

Eric then losened his limbs up and began to show Blues the song by singing it in his native language:

Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia haa
Ma-ia haha
Halo, salut, sunt eu un haiduc
Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso ti-am dat un beep
Si sunt voinic dar sa stii, nu-ti cer nimic
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum*

"You really think that catchy song will work?", asked Blues, after the song was over.

"Eet always weerked for me to get the ladies bock een my homelond", replied Eric with a smile.






Meanwhile, in the dark realm of Kurayami, Skull-Crusher was preparing for his next test. Out of the shadows came the Mosquito-like Demon, Tsarog, ready to test him on his urge for being with his own species. Tsarog took the form of the Canterlot glamour model, Fleur de lis, to see if Skull-Crusher could resist blushing.

"It probably does not work because I know you're a Demon in the guise of a beautiful female of my own kind", said Skull-Crusher, feeling a little unimpressed.

"Oh, whatever", growled Tsarog, taking on her Mosquito-like form, "You've probably got the moves to avoid this kind of contact from other Ponies already"

Skull-Crusher had no idea he had tachnically flunked this test and his flunk would eventually lead to a screw-up in the mission.


To Be Continued


* A reference to the song "Dragostea din tei" by O-Zone.